I got this new screenwriting software that is totally sweet. I tested it out by writing a stream of consciousness screenplay. For your enjoyment, here is that stream of consciousness screenplay.

Happy birthday Nopa.


INT. A WAREHOUSE - DAY
An APE runs through the building, eating everything in sight. He hates Christmas, but he loves New Years Eve. The MARLBORO MAN rides in on a phat Harley. He stares into the eyes of the ape.

APE

Ooga booga.

MARLBORO MAN

I’ll eat your chimp babies you hairy beast.

APE

Ooga up yours smoker booga. You think you’re the shit?

Then in a flash of light, the fucking shit hits the fan. Everyone starts singing a love song by Elton John. As the rain falls on the cold sidewalk outside, inside it’s a mad ape on ape orgy.

MARLBORO MAN

What the hell is up with this?

APE

I can’t stand it no longer! Ooga!

Ninja’s enter the room.

MARLBORO MAN

Alright, ape, we’re throwing down for the last time.

The Marlboro Man puts on his Kung Fu outfit. The ape jumps through the air in the mad rain.

APE

Ooga ninja!!