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Sunday, May 13, 2001

We are doomed.

As a species, I feel the human race is destined to extinction. It's just a matter of what we take down with us.

We are the only species on the planet that defies nature. We are the ones who go against the natural grain and choose to do things our way. Now I'm not talking about the environment. I'm not talking about endangered species, or nuclear power. I'm talking about complete and utter stupidity.

We as a species are going against evolution. We are protecting the stupid and therefore, clogging the gene pool and destroying the order of "survival of the fittest." And these stupid people are breeding.

We have a massive fight against the tobacco industry. "TheTruth" (www.thetruth.com) are throwing bodybags down in Washington and forcing the idea that smoking is a terrible thing on young kids. Now I don't think smoking is cool, but isn't forcing ideas on impressionable kids what they are fighting against in the first place? Anyway, we've got people suing "Big Tobacco" and getting lots of money because cigarettes are harmful. We've got this industry so restricted that it can't advertise on TV, on bilboards or on the radio. There are Surgeon General warnings all over these products, and you can't legally buy them until you are 18.

The point is this. Smoking is unhealthy. It can give you cancer. It's not a good thing to do. You would have to be some kind of complete moron not to know that inhaling smoke directly into your lungs is bad for you. And yet we go WAY out of our way to help these people sue the Tobacco Industry. Why? They didn't know any better? I don't mean to sound cold hearted, but these guys who sued, their death could only serve evolution.

No one forced you to smoke. No one held a gun to your head and said "Get addicted to nicotine!" Which is bogus anyway, because chemically and biologically your addiction to nicotine lasts for only three days. It was your choice, you should live, or die, with it.

Apart from that, we've got warnings on everything. "Warning: Coffee is Extremely Hot." You'd think people would know that right? Nope, its a lawsuit. Look, I'm sorry she got burned. It sucks. But it isn't McDonalds fault for making coffee hot. So deal with it, no one owes you money for being a moron.

And I guess that's all I'm really trying to say. The idiots in the USA get pampered, because they don't know how to wipe their own ass. And we quietly take them by the hand and walk them through life. Look, if you are an idiot, I got no real problem with you. Lots of my friends are idiots. (heh heh). You and I start having problems when you want to be rewarded for being stupid. No. It doesn't work that way. The quicker you get that through your thick skull, the quicker the human race can evolve.

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