This entry is not written by me, however it's an observation made by my good pal Laura Barb. I received it in eMail form and I felt it needed to be shared with the world.

Joseph...I've got something to say. Cheese and
crackers do not taste different whether you eat them
right side up or up side down. They do, however, feel
different 'cause one way you have the dry, pasty
cracker on your tongue the other way you have the
smooth, cool cheese on your tongue...but the taste is
all the same. That is all.