The difference between drunk and sober.

SOBER.
Devil on the left shoulder: You know what would be funny... If you took your shirt off and ran around the apartment complex yelling like Zorro. Then get a sled, and slide down the stairway. Once you get down there go for a swim in the pond. Come back up, blare your music at 4am and call up all your friends and repeat everything they say until they hang up on you.

Angel on right shoulder: No, that would be stupid... You would annoy all your neighbors, you'd probably break a bone on the stairs... even if you didn't, I don't trust that pond. There's probably leeches. If there isn't you'd probably get sick from some kind of pond algae or something. Your friends would all hate you for waking them up, and you'd probably get evicted.



DRUNK
Devil on the left shoulder: You know what would be funny... If you took your shirt off and ran around the apartment complex yelling like Zorro. Then get a sled, and slide down the stairway. Once you get down there go for a swim in the pond. Come back up, blare your music at 4am and call up all your friends and repeat everything they say until they hang up on you.

Angel on right shoulder: Zzzzzzzzzzz.........