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Thursday, October 06, 2005

"If this is your first night at Fight Club... you have to fight."

An interesting question was just posed to me at MySpace, and I thought I'd repost it here. Leave a comment with your answer (and your name, anonymous people,) to Tyler Durden's famous question:

If you could fight any celebrity, alive or dead, who would it be? (...and why?)


  • Harrison Ford.

    Don't get me wrong, Harrison Ford is awesome. His fight scenes in movies are always bad ass. When he's Han Solo, and Indiana Jones, and Jack Ryan, and the President, and Dr. Richard Kimble, or Rick Deckard from Blade Runner, he fights really well.

    We'd be fighting, and I'd hit him really hard, and he'd fall back, and do that thing where he bleeds from his lip, and then frowns and gets that scary look in his eyes, and then he turns around and beats me up for a while, and I beat him up too, and then we set the bar on fire, and he dangles out the back of a plane, and then like we jump off the top of a bus right before it gets hit by a train, and we fight some more, and it looks like I'm almost done for, but then I reach into his chest and try to pull out his heart, but I don't notice the planes propellor creeping up slowly behind me....

    At any rate, it think it would be cool to fight Harrison Ford.

    By Blogger Joseph, at Thu Oct 06, 02:37:00 PM EDT  

  • i would definately fight bugs bunny... and he wouldnt pull out any of that acme rocket or black hole bull shit on me. Id off that varamnt.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at Thu Oct 06, 07:55:00 PM EDT  

  • Jacky Chan. Sure he would probibly just kick my ass by climbing over some random object untill im confused enough where he could easily hit me, but theres a chance he'll screw up and hurt himself.

    Or Godzilla. With all the toy tanks and exploding buildings.

    By Blogger John, at Fri Oct 07, 12:22:00 AM EDT  

  • I'd fight Joan Crawford. Anyone that screwed up would be really wild and unpredictable in a fight. She has the potential to kick serious ass or freak out and collapse into a little ball. It's all about surprise.

    By Blogger Johanna Marie, at Fri Oct 07, 12:00:00 PM EDT  

  • tarantino. for making travolta shoot marvin in the face.

    By Blogger Jack, at Mon Oct 10, 07:40:00 AM EDT  

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