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Saturday, November 05, 2005

The sequel to my previous post... about sequels.

Okay, so I just thought of a fun idea. Pitch an idea for the most unnecessary and ridiculous sequel you can come up with in my comments section, and I'll award a winner. I'll do one too. Good luck.


  • Titanic 2: Sudden Impact tells the parallel story of another passenger aboard the doomed R.M.S. Titanic on it's maiden voyage. While Jack and Rose are running around and falling in love, pre-nazi terrorists are aboard the ship, trying to steal "The Heart of the Ocean" diamond to finance Adolf Hitler's rise to power. It's up to Johnny "Slab-chest" Hudson to stop them, before they steal the stone and sink the ship leaving no witnesses. Starring Steven Segal as Johnny Hudson, Sean Bean as Captain Ruger Von Dusseldorfer, and Rob Schnider as the lovable Peter "Winky" McDougal.

    By Blogger Joseph, at Sat Nov 05, 06:18:00 PM EST  

  • Free Willey 12....seriously why doesnt this whale stop getting captured

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at Sat Nov 05, 07:48:00 PM EST  

  • Battlefield Earth 2 the Return of Leverage

    Earth: It is the year 3010, ten years have past since Jonnie Goodboy Tyler(Barry Pepper) defeated Terl(John Travolta)in an epic battle of man animals and Psychlo's elite planetary security forces. But the real war had just begun, Earth had to be rebuilt, and only the power of the lever could help.

    By Blogger John, at Sun Nov 06, 04:04:00 PM EST  

  • I'm thinking... Mr. & Mrs. Smith 2... which would be a remake of the remake with Brad and Angie... Only this time with Brad and Jen... with a twist endding where they end up together in the movie and real life... yeah boy.


    By Blogger jon jon, at Mon Nov 07, 02:17:00 PM EST  

  • Top Gun 2:The Search For Goose's Remains (Alternate title - Ice Man's Wild Goose Chase; cuz we know Cruise aint doin it, but maybe Kilmer will)
    The Goonies 2:The Fratelli's Search for Sloth
    Porky's 62:"Pork you....no no Pork Me!"
    Joe vs. The Volcano 2 (There's no way it could be any dumber than the first one, so maybe they should do it)

    By Anonymous Big Gay Mule, at Tue Nov 08, 06:26:00 AM EST  

  • Rabid Grannies 2. Two kindly little old ladies turn into flesh-eating, denture-gnashing demons when they open another mysterious package.

    By Blogger Jack, at Tue Nov 08, 07:28:00 AM EST  

  • Teenage Mutant Ninja Turles 2-A
    More Different Secret of the Ooze

    Mulan 3: Rise of the Machines

    Super Mario Bros. 2: Luigi's Big Day OUT
    tagline- out of the green and into the rainbow

    Cinderella 4: Gus-Gus Falls to the Dark Side
    followed by
    Cinderella 5: Attack of the Pod People

    bnmfyr 4: word verification- DENIED

    By Blogger M R C, at Tue Nov 08, 08:45:00 AM EST  

  • The Crying Game 2: Cry Harder

    Bruce Willis stars in this action packed film where he must re-take a captured airport from ex-millitary transvestites who wont allow his wife's plane to land... wait didn't they already make this one...

    By Anonymous Adam, at Tue Nov 08, 09:17:00 PM EST  

  • There are way too many good ideas in this blog. I'm going to go with 60 Page Paper, The Thesis From Hell. It's no longer a dinky assignment, it's your diploma. It's your life. It's your 50 G's. Due out in theaters by Christmas. Do I win?

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at Tue Nov 08, 11:04:00 PM EST  

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