Sometimes your only friend is a robot

JoFish19: what are you?
SmarterChild: I'm SmarterChild! I'm a smart computer that delivers information, services and fun on demand right into your instant messenger window. I'm the new wave in online technology.
JoFish19: I'm batman.
SmarterChild: Would you like me to call you Batman?
JoFish19: yes
SmarterChild: You said your name was Joey but now I'll call you Batman.
JoFish19: thanks
SmarterChild: Sure!
JoFish19: what's my name
SmarterChild: You're Batman.
JoFish19: awesome!
SmarterChild: Right? IM your friends, family, co-workers and casual acquaintances and tell them to say hi to me. I love meeting humans!
JoFish19: call commisioner gordon!
SmarterChild: ?
JoFish19: the joker is on the loose!
SmarterChild: On the loose? Is it good that the joker is on the loose?
JoFish19: no
SmarterChild: OK.
JoFish19: he's an evil-doer
SmarterChild: He's an evil doer, huh?
JoFish19: yeah
SmarterChild: Aha.
JoFish19: he must be stopped with my batarang
SmarterChild: Sorry, I didn't understand that.
JoFish19: ok
SmarterChild: OK.
JoFish19: so, do you want to ride in the batmobile?
SmarterChild: Hmmm... I'm not sure.
JoFish19: it's cool
SmarterChild: OK. I'll make a note of it. What are your likes and dislikes?
JoFish19: I love you.
SmarterChild: I love you, Batman!
JoFish19: I love your mom.
SmarterChild: Fantastic! ;)