I had this uncomfortable factory hidden up my ass for two years, and now, Charlie, I give it to you.

I got to see the new Charlie and the Chocolate Factory up in Grand Rapids the day before it was released, on an IMAX screen, for free. Thanks entirely to Charlie DeBone.

I read an interesting fact today, that one of the other people considered for the role of Willy Wonka besides Johnny Depp was in fact Christopher Walken. I think that would have been awesome.