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Wednesday, October 19, 2005

You... Are... Special.

Mr. Rogers Neighborhood is on right now. He was a sweet guy and everything, and that's all well and good. But seriously, I always thought Mr. Rogers was a little bit creepy. Just the way he's always looking into the camera, like he's staring right at me like Hannibal Lecter, and he talks really slowly, and occasionally breaks out into song, then he does the voices of King Friday and all those puppets, and I don't know... he just kind of creeps me out.

So he's showing kids how he swims on this episode. Check out his swimsuit.

Uhhhh.... WTF? Seriously.



  • He was in the army you know. He was a sniper who killed thirty men. He still loves you just the way you are...from the grave.

    By Blogger Johanna Marie, at Wed Oct 19, 11:09:00 AM EDT  

  • That's not true. He was born in 1928, graduated college in the early 50's. His television career started right after that, then he was married in 1956 and began seminary in 1962. He was too old to go to Vietnam.

    Look here.
    or here.
    or here.

    The rumor is that he always wears long sleeves because of his military tattoos. He's not wearing long sleeves in my picture of him, and I don't see any tattoos.

    By Blogger Joseph, at Wed Oct 19, 03:10:00 PM EDT  

  • would you rather it was a thong speedo?

    you know that if he shows his belly button, it means he's easy.

    showing skin makes baby jesus cry.

    By Blogger M R C, at Thu Oct 20, 06:33:00 AM EDT  

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