No more minor Parcells.

Happy 21st birthday Jordan. I guess it was your birthday where you are about seven hours ago. And you've been legally allowed to drink in Italy since you got there, so I guess it's not that spectacular.

My twenty-first birthday was at a TGI Fridays. Your first legal drink was probably Italian wine whilst in Italy. That's much cooler.

Anyway, happy birthday. I'll buy you a crummy American drink when you get back home in May.

-jgp