Sunday, October 31, 2004
Saturday, October 30, 2004
I actually wrote in my own name for Sherriff of Cottreville Township in St. Clair County, Michigan. Ahh... democracy.
Now, onto what I really started this post about.
I just got done shooting my eight week film. It took all of eight hours to do. We were allowed 24. Good planning? Hardly, I just banked on simplicity. Remember my picture wall at Kickapoo? For those of you who don't know, I had the idea one night to write a small story called "Photograph" about a guy with a giant picture wall who accidentally kills someone, and that person starts showing up in all their pictures. At the end, the dead guy is coming to kill the photographer, and he pretty much takes over all the pictures on the wall. Kind of Twilight Zone-y. Anyway, that's what we wnded up filming, here are some of the shots of the picture wall as the dead guy is coming for revenge. It's taken with my webcam, so it may not do justice to how freaky this really looks.
All the films I've done should be available online either here or at the Coughing Dog site (which needs much work) within the next few weeks.
BTW, Go Blue. Beating the Spartans in 3OT is priceless.
jgp
Thursday, October 28, 2004
"A political candidate who jumps to conclusions without knowing the facts is not a person you want to as your commander-in-chief." -George W. Bush; Oct 27, 2004, in response to questions about Kerry bringing up the fact that all these explosives are missing in Iraq.
So, George, what was up with going to war about these WMD's?
I need to call my actors tomorrow morning. It's just been a really stressful week, and I just needed to chill for a little. Everything is still very under control.
But he just keeps smiling, saying things are going great, because, unfortunately, to win an election, you only have to fool 51% of the people. Or as we saw last time, fool the Supreme Court into believing 49% equals 51%. And as I pointed out earlier today, fooling that many people isn't necessarily that difficult.
Wednesday, October 27, 2004
JoFish19: ironic
JoFish19: I'm listening to Christina Aguleria and watching porn.
JoFish19: weird
r0bb1emac: Okay, you win.
My first post was done in my apartment in Concorde Place, I was trying to sleep and I was staring at the radio towers. Since starting this page, I lived in Concorde, Jefferson Commons, Kickapoo, Ohio, and LA.
Sadly I only had one official girlfriend the entire time. And that lasted like three months in 2001.
I've had six jobs. GM, Babbages, Select Comfort, Gamestop, Citgo, and OfficeMax. I wrote two screenplays, and filmed a movie. I think I even fell in love somewhere in there, but I think I might be the only one who knows that. I went through a messy relationship, (not with the girlfriend I had). I had a falling out with one of my close friends, and we didn't talk for about two and a half years, until I had a short nice conversation with her before moving to California. Friends got married, friends had kids. Friends moved away, friends moved back. I was in college, I dropped out. The Red Wings won the Stanley Cup. Both my brothers moved from Lexington to Clarkston, and back to Lexington where they graduated and now they're in college. My dad got promoted like four times, I think. Once before he even started his new job. My aunt got married. My aunt and uncle moved to Colorado, my mom and dad to Missouri. 2116 Burdick got shot up, then everyone got their own apartment. I met Jamie and Charlie.
What a ride, kids.
jgp
Sunday, October 24, 2004
I saw "The Grudge" today. On a scale of "boo!" to "yahoo!," I give it an "eh..."
Friday, October 22, 2004
Nevermind, she just said the nation of Islam is evil. So she's an idiot.
Thursday, October 21, 2004
I had this crazy dream about lizards. See, I was part of an exploration team on some weird other planet. This planet had all these really cool structures that looked like those play places at McDonalds or Chuck E. Cheese. So, anyway, our job was to open all the sewer gates, as this planet had been abandoned, or at least the section we were in was abandoned, for quite some time. Me and some other explorer cracked open this one gate, and this little tiny green lizard jumped up on her hand. I tried to get it off, but it had a super strong grip and I couldn't budge it. After the lizard jumped on, a hundred more jumped out of the gate and swarmed to where the first one had landed. This girl then fell into the gate because of the creepy excess weight on her hand. I reached in to try to save her, and I saw se was hanging on to some crossbeam that was stretching across the sewergate. (I realize I keep saying sewergate because it wasn't a manhole, it was larger and electronic, and the sewer floor beneath was nearly 200 feet below.) As I pulled her up, little green lizards kept coming out of the hole, and I had to kill them before they latched on to me. So with one hand I pulled this poor girl to safety, with the other I held a piece of the broken gate we had smashed in, and I beat these green lizards to death. After I pulled her out of the gate, none of the lizards were still attached to her, until another green lizard jumped out of the gate onto her hand again. Fearing that the lizards would all swarm back I started to run towards her again, but this time a slightly larger red lizard jumped out of the hole onto her hand, and the green one ran away to me in fear. They both sat there calmly, and no other crazy lizards came.
That's it. Then I woke up and had no clue what day it was.
I just bought a really nice blazer from the Salvation Army for $3.50.
I need to learn Flash. I could also stand to get better with HTML. It would be nice to have some time.
Oh, quick story. Our NYFA passes are actually NBC/Universal passes as well. This got us free parking at City Walk (normally $10), free admission to the theme park (which we didn't really have time for), and an "employee discount" at the Hard Rock Cafe. We sat in the Hard Rock drinking beer for nearly two hours, and the waiter was like "shouldn't you guys be getting back to work soon?" We were all like, "oh, yeah, yeah..." then we got up and went to another bar.
Monday, October 18, 2004
Also, in real life, I got to meet one of the people who wants to take Curtis's room. She's a pornstar named Brandi. I think Robert and Jamie decided against her.
It's been raining on and off all weekend. It's so cool.
Class doesn't start until 2pm today, and tomorrow, and we have wednesday off. This is our pre-production week, so our class load is a little light. Wednesday, I need to sit in on an audition session for Rochelle's film.
We've actually also got all of next week off to film.
The Lions lost, so all again seems right in the world. They still have a winning record though. So that's pretty sweet. Ohio State got stomped 33-7.
That's it for now kids.
JGP
I need input. Input, Stephanie! Input!
I just signed this petition thing that is kind of humorous. People are trying to make the FTC force Fox News to stop using the phrase "Fair and Balanced," as they claim that it is false advertising.
Sunday, October 17, 2004
Do you have a grudge?
Saturday, October 16, 2004
I dont really have a dilemma, it just seems cool lately to start your blog with that word.
I'd like to mention that in a definite sign of the end times, in week six, the Detroit Lions are tied for the division lead, and were told by their coach Steve Mariucci not to be "overconfident" in their game against Green Bay tomorrow.
I finally got a desk, so now I'm off the floor. It's nice. I also finally got a frame and some box springs, so now my bed is off the floor. Nice.
Roz, our crazy next door neighbor, woke me up at 6:45am yesterday after looking through our trash cans to tell me that it is "rubbish day." Everytime I talk to Roz she needs to tell me the same things over and over.
-She is 92.
-She has lived in her house for 78 years.
-She can't get around well anymore.
-Glendale has changed in the past 78 years.
-She can't water her lawn anymore, and it has "gone to pot."
-She is sorry... for whatever.
Now, I feel bad poking fun at her, I'm sure she just wants someone to talk to. She lives alone, but she does have people come over like all the time and take her places. She's really nice, but if you start talking to her, she will say the previous six statements in no particular order and repeat them over and over until you almost literally tear yourself away from her.
I've got a bit of a headache here, that has kind of lingered for the last few days. I need to set up my 8wk film, so I have to put out casting calls this weekend.
Alrighty, outta here.
jgp
Thursday, October 14, 2004
Here we go. Picture time.
This is a section of the Europe set on Universal's Backlot. It's supposed to be like the "old" europe, as in "Bring out yer dead!"
This is the more modern Eurpoean set. Very kewl.
Spartacus.
The old West Set. I don't know what was shot here.
A crappy picture of the Warner Bros. Water Tower.
Hill Valley.
A few shots from production on one of our shorts. In black and white, chocolate syrup looks a lot like blood.
Curtis flashing "Blue Steel."
Anyway, those are the best of the shots. Adios for now.
JGP
Wednesday, October 13, 2004
At any rate, the reason I bring it up is that I left Grandville ten years ago today. Weird. Ten years ago this very minute we were arranging our new house for our first night on Kimberwick. Most of the people who read this blog probably don't understand the significance of this day to me. It was kind of the end of my normal life, and the start of something that at the time I absolutely hated. Like it or not, it was definately a great big new chapter in my life. Hell, probably even a new book. :)
Ok, just thought I'd share. John Sammon is out of state, and so all we have at NYFA to do today is edit our music films. I finished mine last night, so I've got today off. I got to sleep in. The film turned out really well. Pretty soon I'm going to post all the films I've done. Maybe even some of them that I didn't direct, but I worked on. Those pics should be up soon too, I've got two shots left on the roll, and I want a shot of the Warner Bros water tower. But everyday when I drive by it, I forget to take the shot.
Maybe I'll shoot a small DV film and post that too. Who knows. In the next few weeks I think I'll get a little free time. I'm supposed to do pre-production on my 8-week, but I don't forsee that taking up too much time, it's a simple story.
Take care kids.
JGP
Sunday, October 10, 2004
Sadly, because she is an American, this woman has the right to vote. I myself find that there is honor in NOT voting if you have no flippin' idea what is going on. I couldn't decide which candidate I disliked more in the last election, and I didn't vote. This time I know who I don't like, and so I'm voting for the other guy.
Other MI folks voting absentee, the request form is here.
More shooting today. New roommates looking at the place. Ugh.
If you are not ignorant, vote. If you are not stupid, vote Kerry/Edwards.
Saturday, October 09, 2004
They say that the two professions you shouldn't get into if you love the subject are food and film. It's sad to say that it's hard for me to watch a film anymore without wondering what F-stop they are using, or what lighting ratio, or what lens, or noticing everytime they break the line of interest, purposefully or unintentionally. It's hard not to notice camera movements anymore. It used to be I could see a movie and just be entertained, now I feel it's hard to concentrate on the story because I'm too busy dissecting every directorial or photographic choice. It kind of sucks, and I'm sure it will pass, or at least be supressable, but for now it's at least helpful because every movie I see is now a lesson on how to make a film.
We drove up through Hollywood today. We went past the Kodak Theater where they hold the Oscars every year, we went past the Mann Chinese Theater, where all the big movies get premiered. We saw all the crazy characters out there, like the gold statue guy, and there was a stormtrooper, and the ogre Princess Fiona. We drove up to the Hollywood sign, we went past Paramount, Capitol Records, all the clubs on Sunset, like the Viper Room and whatever else club Christina Aguleria looks slutty at. We were just getting shots for Monica's film. We passed Hollywood and Vine. Not that impressive.
Things are going well out here.
I'll have pics up soon. I'll also be able to have all the short films I've done so far available for download shortly. They are all 16mm black and white, with no sound, (i.e. boring) but you'll get to see them.
Anyone know what "i.e." stands for? I'm not usre it was used correctly in that last paragraph.
I miss bad movie night at Kickapoo though. And the OP. And the freakin rain. Just one rainy day, that's all I'm asking for.
I saw an unofficial poll that said 71% of those polled felt John Kerry won the second debate. That's incouraging. Anyone else notice how George Bush is always on the defensive? I guess he's got a lot to answer for.
We passed the mom from Lizzie McGuire on the way to the Hollywood sign today. We almost hit her with the truck.
That's all from Cali. Take care folks.
jgp
Sunday, October 03, 2004
-My first friend, RJ Naugle, got married in Las Vegas on Sept 18. I got to go.
-I started at NYFA on Sept 20 and it's about ten times better than I was hoping for.
-My roommate Curtis is moving out, and it's really a bummer.
-I drank a yard of beer.
-My birthday was the 26th.
-I've already directed three short films. Arriflex-S 16mm cameras are bitches.
-I've shot at Universal Studios twice now. Once on the NYC set where Spider-Man 2 and Bruce Almighty were shot, and I directed a cliche B&W silent film about the woman leaving on the train, and the man running through the streets to stop her on the Europe set. We also got the opportunity to shoot at the Spartacus set, and will be at the Old West/Mexico set next week. I also happened to wander onto the old Hill Valley Square from Back to the Future, complete with all the buildings including the clock tower. I got some pictures, they'll be up shortly.
-The first presidential debate was Thursday. Kerry looked to come out on top. We found the quotes of the night to be "It's hard work." and "Wrong war, wrong place, wrong time." They seemed to be the phrases our president could remember.
-My crew is hella-cool.
-KROQ is hella-cool.
-I've adapted to LA driving, meaning no one in Michigan will ever want me to drive them anywhere ever again.
-Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind is a terrific movie.
-The restaurant inside Universal is completely cool, and really classy, and super cool to eat at when NYFA picks up the check.
-Bennett Graebner is my new favorite person, for one: being a hilarious writing instructor who drops the F-Bomb into every other sentence, and two: giving me the nickname "Kalamazoo" which, incidentally is three syllables longer than my actual name.
-Rochelle Shamaley's dog, Buddy, ran out the door and peed on a mattress being sold in a neighbor's yard sale.
-The Twelve Page Paper DVD's that I owe Laura Barb, Jeff Poling and Gloria are going to be shipped out next week, hopefully Monday morning. I haven't gotten a chance to go to a post office in two weeks, and apart from that, I had some computer issues, that are now, thankfully, rectified.
-Resident Evil 2 was cool, but only if you've played the games.
-Every morning on my way to school I pass Warner Bros. Studios and get to see the big water tower where the Animaniacs were supposed to be. I realized that the whole cartoon was probably thought up by some frustrated writers or animators, pressed for an idea, and staring out their office window.
I guess that's it for now. If you want me to elaborate on any particular story or subject, leave a comment, and I'll talk a bit more about it. For now, I need to go to bed. Goodnight.
JGP